Bad Santa
I know it has been a long time, but I will have to offer excuses later. This is just a post to reassure anyone who was concerned about the flagging standards of shopping centre Santas. According to the radio news report I just heard a committee of thirty of the top mall Santas in the UK are meeting today to stop the ruthless influx of cut-rate Santas that have been cropping up in enchanted grottoes everywhere. The new requirements for the big guy are 1) clean redsuit and beard; 2) good personal hygene; and 3) knowledge of all of the names of the reindeer. Christmas will be just a little merrier this year, I think.
posted by dev at 11:06 AM
1 Comments:
Wow, you Oiropeans are so laissez faire; in the US, that list would be concluded with a full backgoundcheck witht he Child Sex Offender Database (oh, yes!) and a cavity strip search. Also, They've ALREADY started to put Christmas stuff up. I may gag. Furthermore, get thee to thine blogging, beeyotch.
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